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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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glassbottledemon:

0-memento-mori-0:

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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I’m sorry the only thing I could think about was the fact that I NEED HIS BOOTS

I need some context

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The Ultimate Text Prank: “You don’t know me, but I slept with your girlfriend. I’m sorry.”

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a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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emeralddreamer:

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rick-owen:

Those people who think fashion is owning clothes with designer namesimage

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Reblog if you like an actor twice your age

nerdyginger16:

thefaultinourdeductions:

forgetmenotsinthetardis:

themanwiththeironsuit:

Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.

All of tumblr should be reblogging this.

Wait, just one?….

Would you like me to give you a list?

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

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thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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lulz-time:

I went to a wedding recently. 

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

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