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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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hachi-inu:

yokhakidfiasco:

thisistwig:

satanrain:

Me

whaaat

still worth reblogging

swedes yo

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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theofficialmeleah:

blackinkgoldskin:

swaggedbitch:

me.

This is soooooooo Tiffany

I just like 👀 at you💋

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

supernaturally-marvelous:

ask-jarvis:

cumber-kitty:

friendly reminder that Tony was only 17 when his parents died in a car accident leaving him orphaned and alone 

Friendly reminder that most likely Bucky staged the car accident

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pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

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And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

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"Rule 1: Don’t let someone be too important in your life."

- Well, shit. (via c-oquetry)

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hom-tiddlestoner:

hiddlesnhal:

nitutitu:

THE TAGS

IM CHOKING

"And so to bed. I put on my headtorch, spray myself from head to toe with Jungle Formula insect repellent, brush my teeth, say hello to the five huge spiders sharing a room with myself and Luke, slip into my mosquito net and close my eyes.” (from Tom’s Guinea field diary day 2)

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applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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