December 2011
Life lived like suicide: How to tick people off →
xeb-sunshine:
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
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What happens when I see someone attractive
theownerofthewhitesedan:
When someone reminds the teacher there was... →
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Me:
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People will be like:
When my best friend says something positive about...
sewsteam:
Then:
Now:
The awkward moment when everyone is singing happy...
YOU'RE SINGLE?! →
funniest10k:
HOLD UP!
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When someone stares at me while I'm eating: →
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If it’s some stranger:
If it’s my best friend:
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When your mom tries to dance... →
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Me:
Her:
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